Friendlytown Radio

FRIENDLYTOWN NEEDS A PATRON SAINT! Someone to look to when we require comfort and clarity in spite of hearing Uncle Terrence tell us for the fiftieth time how he won that wing-eating contest in Ann Arbor almost 15 years ago now (those poor butterflies). But who, or what, would best soothe (or exacerbate) the struggles […]

What a mess. Friendlytown hosted a music festival and now the entire town is in tatters! Cars have been ransacked, buildings have been overturned, statues have been defaced (no really, someone knocked the faces off all our statues) and now it is up to the Friendlytown Town Council to fix everything! The Council has appointed […]

It’s our 80th city council meeting!!! Are you tired of taking the bus and having to bike in the rain while aggro dudes in pickup trucks call you homophobic slurs? Are you tired of having to leech rides off of friends? Do you want to beef up (no pun intended) that carbon footprint of yours? […]

We successfully sent Mayors Tyler and Sean on a wild goose chase to Cleveland, so we could have all of this delicious, delicious Friendlytown Pizza to ourselves! Listen to us as we eat it and discuss it! LISTEN! Also, listen for a cameo from Mayors Tyler and Sean, who sent us a video via live […]

On March 5, we brought together all of the powers that be from Friendlytown Access, Public Television (FAPTV) to premiere our brand new show, Hot Wheelz / Hot Takes, where we all sit in our cars and complain about banal shit into our phones! If the timbre of the American public and inexplicable popularity of […]

On this episode, our special celebrity guest host FATHER JAY FOGGYBITS as he brings the Friendlytown City Council together to present their special VIP package ideas, dream lineups, and maybe even share a few song/sound samples for the people. Admission to the Friendlytown Music Festival (name to be decided at this show) will be $392.15 […]

Cue the trumpets, light that flame, and if we ever get Bob Costas on the phone, tell him that NBC better not sue us again! Pyeongchang isn’t the only place with a frozen Olympiad going on next week. On this episode, our city council shares new ideas for Winter Olympic Sports, tales of the great […]

Woof. Look at all this crap we’ve accumulated. Look at our to-go list, piling up and getting garbled with all the other data on our city’s computers. Guess the only thing to do is call in an expert: Professional Mess Consultant Carson Barnes! Just look at him! He knows his way around a mess! But […]

After over two long years of having to deal with the scourge of Mayor Chasteen’s talent, charm, and inexorable occasional mustaches, we are finally getting rid of the bastard! He has decided to move to Atlanta, and to that we say: not before we banish you first. So, we have decided to gather many of […]

This week, we were visited by the very wealthy, important, and black-wearing smartphone mogul Stevia Jobs. She was very patient with our city council members, as we presented ideas for the next big thing in Phone apps. She did not approve of any of them, and then she hid, onstage, for the last 5 minutes […]