Alright, class, settle down! I said SETTLE DOWN. Tom, give me your eraser. If you can’t keep it out of your ear, you don’t deserve to erase anything! Okay, good, good. Now listen up! Welcome to high school! Friendlytown High School! You’re going to enter a world of new experiences here! You’re going to learn […]
We have a Friendlytown Bandshell, so why don’t we have an Orchestra as well, like those snoots in Chum Village? Well, now we will!! Friendlytown is Holding Orchestra Auditions! Can you play Handel? What about that “pork, it’s what’s for dinner” song? Literally, can you play anything or at least try? Bring your instrument and […]
We here at Friendlytown believe that any home can really class itself up with the simple installment of some wood paneling. All it takes is a little know-how, elbow grease, good ol Friendlytown stick-to-it-iveness, and kidnapping Bob Vila and holding him for ransom now that all those Hostage Negotiators are on vacation after their string […]
There were suddenly nine different hostage situations in Friendlytown, so it was time for the Friendlytown Bureau of Investigation to step in and (attempt to) save the day!
Come support small Friendlytown business and meet Regina, the valedictorian of the first graduating class from the new Beauty and Firefighting Academy of Greater Friendlytown! She’ll make your nails look ah-ma-zing while dispensing homegrown advice.
Friendlytown Film Studios (FFS) are out of ideas! We don’t have enough money to adapt whatever novel we could rescue from the bottom of the best-seller list, and unless we repeal that pesky by-law about filmmaking in Friendlytown (oh god we’re trying) sequels are illegal! Also, we lost so much money on that disastrous rockumentary […]
Friendlytown’s most reputable scientist has come up with a time machine and a plan to fix history and prevent the destruction of the entire world. Jury duty is a breeze compared to being randomly selected by your local government to be sent through time to alter the space time continuum. Unfortunately, we haven’t smoothed out […]
This show featured a smorgasbord of city council members performing a smorgasbord of our different themes and concepts from the past year of shows. We also shared some memories, ate cake, and continued justifying our existence as a comedy show!! Mayor Sean also unveiled THE NEW FRIENDLYTOWN FLAG AND CREST.
After all the other Friendlytown legal professionals got thrown out of a bar, disbarred and washed away in a flood, the only one left, Andrew McNicholas has been swamped in phone calls, emails, letters, carrier pigeons, text messages, and cryptic graffiti asking everything from how to get away with murder to how to file for […]
Join us in Friendlytown as we try to pick the best way to launder all the money generously donated to us by our supporters during a telethon we did recently (note: NOT the one from Sunday. Some other telethon. It happened that time you were out of town. Now stop asking questions). How should we […]